Worst Jokes Ever
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to 10 trees.
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?
A: Because it was on crack.
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
So, no head?
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?
He mist.