Worst Jokes Ever
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he'll marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.
The first woman does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits to look sexy for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money... Then he married the one with the biggest breasts.