Worst Jokes Ever
I wanted to get brain surgery.
I changed my mind.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
I went to a seafood shop.
I pulled a muscle.
Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?
A: Because it was on crack.
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
What did the banana say to the peel?
“Let’s split!”
What did Allah say when he created the universe?
-Allahu akbar!!!
All dumbs aren't blonde.
When does it rain money?
When there's a change in the weather.
My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
"Immobile" means "I'm mobile" in my books.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.