Worst Jokes Ever
Today my ex got hit by a bus.
I also lost my job as a bus driver.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.
Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.