Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during World War Two. He was an officer.
Me: Cool, what rank of officer?
Jim: SS.
Me:...
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.
But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus. I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
The Bible said, "Adam and Eve..." So I did both.
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
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Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!