Orphan Baseball

Listen up, chucklenut. This joke is about orphans, see? Orphans don't have homes. Baseball involves running to home base. Since orphans don't got no home, they can't run to it, making baseball kinda impossible for them. I know, I know, it's like explaining quantum physics to a goldfish, but some folks need the obvious spelled out. You probably have trouble tying your shoes, don't you?