My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
High Balls
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is sayin' the dude's balls are high, like the Twin Towers used to be, right? But then he says if something pokes 'em, they'll droop. It's funny 'cause he's makin' a gross comparison between his nads and a frickin' terrorist attack! You probably think the World Trade Center is a shopping mall! Sheesh!
Big man
This is so real