Worst Jokes Ever
So here's the joke. A bear walks into a bar and sits down and then....then..........then................................zzzz
Smash or pass?
"Smash," said the iceberg.
TItanic:...
Alabama.
Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.
It left him hanging.
My hair strainer is hotter than you.
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
I fell down the stairs once.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
It was too tired.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
Person: I broke my arm in three places.
Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.
Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.