Worst Jokes Ever
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him.
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
Get up, you lazybones!
"Déjà moo": The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
Why was the astronaut washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
What's the best part about a dead hooker? The second hour is free!
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
Me and my stepmom went into the forest.
I think I hid the body pretty well, but now I have to hide the gun.
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Student: At home...
Teacher: What's it doing there?
Student: Having a better time than me.