Deaf Ex-Wife

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You posted this thing, so you are the dumb one. The dude's ex-wife is deaf and left him. That is sad, but the funny bit is he says he should have seen the 'signs' meaning sign language. See, it is a double meaning because he is talking about signs you know, the relationship red flags and 'signs' the hand motions. It's a pun, you dullard.