Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?
Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.
A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
Jesus took bread and said, "This is my flesh!" Then he took wine and said, "This is my blood!" Then he took mayonnaise, and Peter said, "Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!"
Roses are red, shit is brown, Get that dick out my ass so we can go to town.
The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁
I was talking to my Welsh friend the other day, and he suddenly started talking Welsh to me then collapsed after the first few sentences. Turns out he had a stroke.
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it.
Why do ballerinas wear tutus?
The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
You know what’s odd?
Every other number.