Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child?
The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Cause every play has a cast.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓
Tried committing suicide last night...
Never doing that shit again, I almost killed myself!
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
I tried to high-five my emo friend, but he just left me hanging.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
I told a crippled guy he is immortal because he can't kick the bucket.
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
Hey, are you suicide? Because I want to do you!
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
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