Worst Jokes Ever
A teacher is doing an experiment about taste. She tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. She gives Suzy a pineapple one. Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. That is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny's turn. The teacher hands him a honey flavor one. Jhonny chews it for a while, then says,
"Teacher, I don't know what it is.". The teacher tries to give him a hint and says, "it's what your parents call each other when you are asleep". Immediately the boy behind Jhonny screams, "Spit it out Jhonny, it's an asshole!!!"
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
Daddy.
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
Rust in peace.
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.
It crashed in a cemetery.
They recovered 500 bodies.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?
because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.
Want to hear a joke?
Fortnite.
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms?
Because he told the man to put his hands up.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
My wife wanted a present that could go from zero to 80 very quickly.
So I got her a new set of bathroom scales.
So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?