Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between a washing machine and a child?

The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.

What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!

Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!

Mom: ❓❓❓

Tried committing suicide last night...

Never doing that shit again, I almost killed myself!

what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.

I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.

I told a crippled guy he is immortal because he can't kick the bucket.

Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?

They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.