Worst Jokes Ever
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
Public speaking is a more popular fear than snakes, and you don't see anyone walking in Australia and shout, "Look out! A podium!"
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
When the police caught him stealing the batteries, he got immediately charged!
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
I like my women like I like my wine. 16 years old and locked in a basement.
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.