Worst Jokes Ever
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
Women's rights.
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him.
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
What's the best part about a dead hooker? The second hour is free!
Why was the astronaut washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
"Déjà moo": The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
Me and my stepmom went into the forest.
I think I hid the body pretty well, but now I have to hide the gun.
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Student: At home...
Teacher: What's it doing there?
Student: Having a better time than me.