Worst Jokes Ever

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can’t find home.

What movie do all orphans find relatable?

Spiderman: No Way Home.

"Your ass must be jealous of all that shit that comes out of your mouth."

Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.

Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.

Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.

I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.

I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.

How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.

I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.

What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."

What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?

I would never put a canoe in my garage.

I don't get it.

Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

What do you call the worst joke ever?

Well, according to my mom, I am.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of kids.

So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...

...their new slogan?

The Quicker Pecker Upper.

I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.

My ex keeps missing me. But her aim is steadily improving...