Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry.

Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?

Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂

What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?

"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.

Literally every movie:

"I love you." "I love you, too."

My life:

My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶

The mirror says: "If you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck."

The Magic Jewel says: "If you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck."

The condom just sitting there laughing.

What is an orphan's favorite store?

Home Depot.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call daddy.

There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.

My eggs are just like my dad... nonegg-istent.

My mom got a clown for my birthday, but it ended up being my sister. 🤡

If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of...

Like and comment if you play Fortnite!

I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.

What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?

They are both hard.

What's big and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge.

Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.

Why is September 11th the best birthday?

Everyone remembers it! :)

I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.

I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.