Worst Jokes Ever
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
I cum (Can't understand math).
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.
Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"
What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."
I want to date depression cuz at least I know they won't leave me.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
Mufasa, proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
Why is the German blind?
Because he's a "not see."
Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?
Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.