Worst Jokes Ever
A couple were trying new things in the bedroom to spice up their marriage. The husband would blindfold the wife, put on a condom and she would guess the flavor. They did this one time a night.
The first night, she put the blindfold on and he put the condom on his dick and she tasted it, she immediately knew it was strawberry. The second night, the same thing happened except it was banana. The third night, she put the blindfold on and tasted his dick and said, "Eww it tastes like cheese and onions." The husband replied, "Hang on I haven't put the condom on yet."
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"
What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
I want to date depression cuz at least I know they won't leave me.
Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.
Mufasa, proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"
My crush: "I cut 4 inches off my hair yesterday." Me: "So?" My crush: "4 inches is a lot!" Me: "Oh yeah?"
Were you born on a highway? Because most accidents happen on the highway.
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
Roses are red, my blood is too. I see a lot when I lost you.
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.
Billy: *spits out food*
Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.
Dad: *looks at mom*
Mom: Shut up.
If you get it, you get it.