Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
Worst Jokes Ever
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
Did you know that former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
