Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...
In A minor.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
Where do suicide bombers go after death?
Everywhere.
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
cock, cock, and cum
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.