Worst Jokes Ever
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
😐😑
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five...
...but it left him hanging.
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.
Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.
Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patients to sleep, so I unplug them.
Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
Define abnormal life.
Waking up every day living a sane life!
My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes, so I said I’ll cut it out.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
My ex-boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket checkout for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless.”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97.
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.