Worst Jokes Ever
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
Women treat me like a god.
They ignore me till they need something.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.
I would roast you, but the mirrors do when you look at them.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
My wife is like a mirror.
I can never look at it.