Worst Jokes Ever
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.
I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
"Your ass must be jealous of all that shit that comes out of your mouth."
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
"I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he'd ever read."
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
My ex keeps missing me. But her aim is steadily improving...
I'm reading this book in braille right now, and I know something's gonna happen, I can just feel it.
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.