Worst Jokes Ever
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
Life is like a film; it goes on, but you can cut at any time.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
What type of work can orphans do? Homework.
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed, receiving medical treatment not that far after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit him. Jeremy told his best buddy this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb tall peaking mountains, and low flat valleys, and all after that we'll be happy forever in heaven, eventually." Little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor.
Like if your dad is abusive.