Worst Jokes Ever
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died.
Wife: 😭😭😭I wish this never happened.
Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it’s ok. I love whenever I see you🥰🥰
Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won’t, but I love you when you're alive 😉😏
Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we’re alive, but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓
Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy’s mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad😡🤬. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 😣 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back. Mom says:
This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 💕
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.