Worst Jokes Ever
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Cameron Boyce
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
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Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?