Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
Having sex with three people is a threesome.
Having sex with four people is a foursome.
Then maybe I am handsome after all...
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
AOT > ur fav anime.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
What's a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.