Worst Jokes Ever
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
You soak balls, get it?
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.