Worst Jokes Ever

I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.

I was hit by a car. Later, my ex lost her bus job.

I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.

Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.

Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.

I like chips.

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Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.

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Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!

Reese's.

Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!

What is an orphan's favorite day?

Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.

Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?

It's always someone you know.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."

Lick my balls.

My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.