Worst Jokes Ever
TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."