Worst Jokes Ever
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
What should my next YT vid be about?
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?
A family picture.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Roses are red, that much is true.
But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.