Worst Jokes Ever
God is fake.
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
The is the no the yes yes the no the.
Balls.
What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?
When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
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Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.
Pee.
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"