Worst Jokes Ever
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
I got jealous when my phone died.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.