Worst Jokes Ever
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
Your life. That's all.
I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!
Why was the Computer late to work?
'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
I've been taking Viagras for sunburn.
It keeps the sheets off my bed at night!
I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!