Worst Jokes Ever
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
I fucked a wall.
"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.