Worst Jokes Ever
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.