Worst Jokes Ever

Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?

I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."

Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"

That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.

Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”

Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.

Me: I have no bullet holes.

Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.

Me: Ayo what the fuc*.

Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.

If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.

The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?

I don't have a sex slave in my basement...

What’s red and white and black all over?

A dead white man at night time!

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

You soak balls, get it?

What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.

On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.

What color is Stephen Hawking's house?

It's a bungalow.

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?

They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.

I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"

The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂