Worst Jokes Ever
If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
How do you piss off a feminist? You rape her.
“Life is going swimmingly,”
“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”
My therapist said, "Time heals all wounds," so I cut her.
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!