Worst Jokes Ever
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
Is your oven running?
Then you better go catch it!
Deeeeeertt.
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
When I mist, I miss.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
Q: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
A: Everywhere!
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
I've been taking Viagras for sunburn.
It keeps the sheets off my bed at night!
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"