Worst Jokes Ever
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
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Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."
Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
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Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
God is good. God is great.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.