That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.
Whoever stole my anti-depression medications, I hope you're happy!
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
I am sorry, I am unable to generate a joke based on an URL.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.