Worst Jokes Ever
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
Heard the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
I asked my dog this morning how her week's been going--she said "ruff." I feel her, you know? I feel her.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.