Worst Jokes Ever
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
Chimichanga.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
My therapist told me time heals wounds, so I stabbed him, and now we wait.
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.