Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
I wish my grass was emo, so then it could cut itself.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
I'm too lazy to read gags. http://gestyy.com/eiDOWp
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
My son's into astromancy asked me how do stars die, so I told him, "Usually on overdose, son."