Worst Jokes Ever
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
Rabbit poop is cereal.
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it, but I'm not too worried. I think she is joking.
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What’s a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.