Worst Jokes Ever
I lick poo for a living... You?
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
I am a dead baby. -end joke-
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Clarissa is here with us.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
Nnnbgfdddddrr.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.