Worst Jokes Ever
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
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You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Who has no home?
Orphans.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!