Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.

Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?

A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.

What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?

"What does this button do...?"