Worst Jokes Ever

My wife left me and took the kids.

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.

What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?

Christopher Reeves in a house fire.

I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.

A Fortnite player.

911 what's your emergency?

Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!

Operator: What happened!?

Me: She bit the tip.

Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."

Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?

Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.

If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.

Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.

Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)

Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.

What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

You only need 1 nail to hang a painting!

Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.

Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.

What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

"Hey, today was great!"

"What happened?"

"I ran into my ex today."

"What's so great about that?"

"I was in my car!"

The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!

What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.