Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
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Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"