Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?
Because they don't have father's and mother's days.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you smooth-brain. Orphans don't got no parents, right? And Father's Day and Mother's Day are days... so take away two days from 365 and what do you get? A big oof.
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what about the other holidays that include family
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that includes valentines, christmas, thanksgiving, easter