Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.