Worst Jokes Ever
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
I'd like to have kids one day.
I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?!”
I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet!”, and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person, he didn't hear the joke.
What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?
One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
MrBeast: *breathes*
Twitter: 😡🤬
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.