Worst Jokes Ever
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
My syndrome may be down, but my money be up 😈.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
Trump said: "Let's make America great again."
Translation by Democrats:
"Let's fake America again."
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it, but I'm not too worried. I think she is joking.
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.