Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
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How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
Why was the director injured?
He couldn't find the right cast!
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.
I see 6 letters in "the past."
I have 2020 vision.
I see 7 letters in "the future," I have 2021 vision.
Did you hear about the fish and chips? The fish got battered, the chips got salted.
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"