Worst Jokes Ever

Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.

I asked a kid why he was so blue.

Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.

What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?

E.T. can actually call home.

What do super fancy music conductors wear?

A Louis baton.

Don't be racist, I am a building.

Twin Towers: fucked.

It was fake.

BE RACIST.

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz it’s between 9/11.

Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.

Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.

You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.

Why did the Jew get an electric car?

Because he was afraid of the gas.

This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.

I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.

What's black and eats Kitty?

Serval cancer.

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.

My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.

I told my mom, "Do you want to see a magic trick?" She said yes. I said, "You are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." My mom said, "No, I'm not," but I told my mom, "I'm going to need your assistance." First, I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attached to me, which she did. The next minute my mom has a cream pie over her face. Then I told my mom, "You see, you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." Then my mom said, "When you are right, you are right."

I like my wine like my women:

16 and in my basement.

Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.

Why do orphans hate hide and seek?

Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.

Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!