Worst Jokes Ever
Gwen is a liar. She said she is a Christian and then is saying bad, bad, bad, bad words. Shame on you, Gwen, LIAR!
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
A week before Christmas my wife left me. She said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore.
On Christmas Eve, Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "All I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world."
On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her hahaha 🤣
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
Like if depressed.
My bird. PRETTY BIRD! PRETTY BIRD!
Others CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!
I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
Luigi was dying and had two sons. Bruno was handsome, but Alberto was ugly.
He said, "Maria, tell me, is Alberto my son?"
"Yes, Luigi," his wife said, and he died happily.
Wife said, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other one!"
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
On the plus side, I finally hear voices talking to me... just wish they were outside my head.