Worst Jokes Ever
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.