Name a nut. You because are nuts.
Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Lean.
"My name is Dezz."
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
