Worst Jokes Ever
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
I put the fun in funeral.
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
I want your weight, not your phone number.
What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?
One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
MrBeast: *breathes*
Twitter: 😡🤬
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.