Worst Jokes Ever
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?
That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
Lol, I have no life :)
I was crying while my dad was cutting onions in the kitchen. Onions was such a good dog.
When you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove, but you realize both the doctor's hands are on your shoulders.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.
Q: What’s the hardest thing about fucking a dude with a dildo?
A: Making sure he doesn’t wake up.