Worst Jokes Ever
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
"What the fuck is in this drink?"
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌