Worst Jokes Ever
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
Rooster.
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, I’m fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.