Worst Jokes Ever

I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!

What a negative effect!

My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.

I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”

Basketballs are bigger than end.

My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".

My friends: "I dare you to go home."

Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!

Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?

Because they don't know what a full house is :(

What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?

They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.

You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.

POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.

What do emos do when they meet up?

They hang out.

I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.

Memories: I have ligma.

Ligma what?

Ligma balls.

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?

When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...

"Among Us," dada.

Megamind.

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

Friend: Why?

Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.

Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.