Worst Jokes Ever
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.