Worst Jokes Ever
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
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I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
Hey Siri, skip to Friday!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.