Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
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Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Who has no home?
Orphans.
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!