Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
The Twilight fanbase.
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
Sometimes I think back on all the people I’ve lost and remember why I stopped being a tour guide.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Police officers hope you’re a criminal.
Doctors hope you get sick.
Mechanics hope you get car troubles.
But only thieves wish you prosperity.
Weird?
Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?
Because they don't have father's and mother's days.
Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.