Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
If laughter is contagious, LEO is immune.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
The Twilight fanbase.
Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?