Time Jokes

I named my refridgerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say O I C, U R MT.

Anne Frank: this one time at camp. someone had to much gas

What time is it when you have a tooth ache?

2:30 (Tooth hurty)

Time for a random Terraria joke Q: Why did the guide die at his house? A: The player dropped his doll in the lava. (WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap

Parent:Have you seen your sister? Son:No, the last time i seen her when we playing hide n seek.

I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet your teacher says no. But when someone else asks the teacher says yes to them.

when i saw stephen hawking for the first time i knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed🤣🤣🤣!!!!11!

Why can’t orphan learn about the ancient times because they don’t know what a mummy is

Today is the day, time for more jokes!

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died like that shit is just plane wrong.💀

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I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

Whats the only time a pentagon has 4 sides? When a plane intercepts into it

Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap

man 2001 just called they want a tower back

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Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without there mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I relise, that I can see all there face!

True story by the way