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This kid was crying so I asked him where his parents where. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
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Someone said to me when it was winter it time for you to “chill out” I was like 👁👄👁
I dont trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette he will be warm for a short time, But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
Some guy asked me are you better then my meat, I said no im not better, i just beat it all the time
And there the referee taking down Ronaldo's number. Not really the time or the place but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
One time uma thurman was poison ivy she was weird in that except for her punny jokes
Wow, I can't believe you'd TAKE the TIME to read this
I told my friend to look at the clock then I said. " is this a bad time
Me time
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Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
I added Paul walker on Xbox...
But he spends all his time on the dashboard
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Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping and I was starving so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times but nothing new was in their
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
What is a peados favourite time off year Halloween because they get free delivery
five more days. (this was posted on 9/6)
