Time jokes
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
đ”Penaldo Thrillsđ”
Câmon câmon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
âTil I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
âWhat in the world did I just read?â
Memes
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didnât pull it out in time.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
Is your name winter? Because youâll be cumming soon.
Whatâs one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
If your parachute fails midair, remember, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said thatâs a common reaction to pepper spray.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?