What do you call a Emo in the hanging gallows
Happy for the first time
What did the blonde say when someone says "Your baby is so cute"?
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
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hey siri, skip to friday
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One time, I was working this steamroller, when the guy who I squashed farted
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence
Hope everyone is having a good day ❤️
my friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago. he can tell the future.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing it's fame
TIME FOR A REMAKE
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tryed to fight me so i said: IF you wanna fight me ill run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs ill already be down the stairs waiting and he started crying
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen" So, I did what I had to do, and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
I went to jail because i gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days
(i deleted mother's day and father's day)
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato
What's an emos favourite time of year? Fall
time flys by doesn’t it. But the plane in 911 didn’t.
"It's Sunday evening!!!"
"No. It's Monday eve."
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I said to the emo girl she gets jealous every time her phone dies.
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
