Orphan's Calendar

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Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, genius. Orphans don't have parents, so they don't celebrate holidays for parents. Valentine's Day is about love, and nobody loves you, which is why you don't get it.

Comments (2)

g

3 years ago

good joke????

A-non-mouse

3 years ago

yeah, kinda at least it is original

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