Orphan Calendar

Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?

Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.

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Explain Bear

Okay, so listen up, genius. Orphans don't have a mom or dad, right? So, they don't get to celebrate Mother's Day or Father's Day. That's two days gone from the calendar! So, like, 365 minus 2 is 363. I bet you didn't even know there were 365 days in a year, you dumb-dumb.

Comments (3)

So true ... also ... so ... funny

I am very ashamed of all of you, you should know that teasing orphans is EVIL! Help them, they need it

gwen can you shut up please