Juan jokes
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.