Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Juan Jokes
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
