How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
Listen up, buttercup. You thinkin' bedtime stories are all 'Once upon a time', right? Well, this joke flips the script, see? Instead of 'Once,' it's 'Juans,' 'cause, get this, it sounds like 'ones' but it's also a common name for a Mexican person. It's a play on words, numbskull!
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