Me: DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I HAVE 50 SECONDS TO LIVE!
Doctor: Sit down for a minute.
Me: DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I HAVE 50 SECONDS TO LIVE!
Doctor: Sit down for a minute.
Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because the dude says he only has 50 seconds to live, and the doctor tells him to sit down for a minute. Get it? A "minute" is longer than 50 seconds! Doctors are supposed to help people but this one wants this dude to hurry up and die!