Time to sit

  • Me: DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I HAVE 50 SECONDS TO LIVE!

    Doctor: Sit down for a minute.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because the dude says he only has 50 seconds to live, and the doctor tells him to sit down for a minute. Get it? A "minute" is longer than 50 seconds! Doctors are supposed to help people but this one wants this dude to hurry up and die!

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