My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
Counting Stars
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The dude's wife asks how much he loves her, expecting a sweet answer like "infinity". But the dude is savage and says counting stars would be a waste of time, implying he doesn't love her much at all. You probably think that counting stars is a good way to spend an evening but I'm here to tell you it is NOT.
Comments (2)
Anonymous
spell right next time and it will be funnier
Anonymous
Pretty funny