Counting Stars

My Wife: How much do you love me??

Me: Count all the stars.

My Wife: Aww, infinity.

Me: No, a waste of time.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The dude's wife asks how much he loves her, expecting a sweet answer like "infinity". But the dude is savage and says counting stars would be a waste of time, implying he doesn't love her much at all. You probably think that counting stars is a good way to spend an evening but I'm here to tell you it is NOT.

Comments (2)

Anonymous

4 years ago

spell right next time and it will be funnier

Anonymous

4 years ago

Pretty funny

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