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what time is it? It's time for lunch
*quoted by bubble guppies*
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked to much
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop I thought there had been a horrible accident.
*text conversation boy: when you kiss someone you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime? girl: are you saying i'm fat?
What time is it when it gets dark out? Bed š time
Every woman will die in five seconds Mother : dies Sister : dies Girlfriend:lives You : š¤¬
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
At night time,in Africa,it's known as the darkest country,till this day I still wonder why.
10 years ago my dad went to get milk he said when he got back he was going to tell me a joke. that joke better be worth it
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What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
I put on my hazmat suit, and grabbed my equipment, and said "My time to shine."
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He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do u call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do u call it life?
I did a walk today and had fun today I did not have to go get my kids and get my new house š was good today I had fun I did a walk today I had fun today but Iām going to be at the car š when Iām at my car š was your night time is what time did
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-
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Time for a Terraria joke
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
So my kid every time I walk in the door he shuts his laptop so i check his history It was good but my wife checked mine and she didn't say the same the words I head was get out.
