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My 3 year old sister kept saying i like your cut g everytime she does i dodge and close my eyes but she's the one who always end up running
Why did jimmy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see time fly.
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed Will there be seconds
I wanted to make a Joke about Clocks,but i got no Time for that.
One time I tried running to home but I forgot I don't have one so I stayed at third
Why are people in Japan so thin? Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
I told a orphan there was 363 days in a year
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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
How many times does 50 fit into 9 Get in a van and find out
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I I have sex my eyes hurt. He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
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What is the best joke of all time? Feminism
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How can you be fast and slow at the same time getting a gold medal in the special Olympics?
there are times i miss you. that i wish i could remember where i hid your body.
