I hope Death is a woman.
That way, it will never come for me.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! The joke plays on the dumb stereotype that women take forever to get ready or are always late. So, if Death is a woman, she'll supposedly never arrive on time to take the speaker's life. Get it now, blockhead?
The Unknown King of Moderation
damn that's deep
原田
like my throat