Hoping for a Female Death

I hope Death is a woman.

That way, it will never come for me.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup! The joke plays on the dumb stereotype that women take forever to get ready or are always late. So, if Death is a woman, she'll supposedly never arrive on time to take the speaker's life. Get it now, blockhead?

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