Hoping for a Female Death

  • I hope Death is a woman.

    That way, it will never come for me.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup! The joke plays on the dumb stereotype that women take forever to get ready or are always late. So, if Death is a woman, she'll supposedly never arrive on time to take the speaker's life. Get it now, blockhead?

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  • Candid Nilgai

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