Time jokes
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
I had amnesia once... maybe twice.
I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.