My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
Alright, listen up, nimrod. So, like, this person's friend was all, "Get more friends!" And this genius decides to join a suicide cult. Get it? "Hanging"? It's a death pun, you walnut. Seriously, you probably still think the Earth is flat, don't you?