Lie Clocks in Heaven

A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "every time someone lies, it ticks once. Mother Teresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.

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The joke plays on the stereotype of Bill Clinton's reputation for dishonesty. In the setup, each person's lie is represented by a clock, and when the man asks about Clinton's clock, the punchline implies his clock is spinning so fast, it has turned into a fan.

Comments (2)

Then the man realizes that it was a fever dream. And becomes lucid. Nice copypaste btw buddy.

nah bruh the original joke was one reddit, which means someone else copied it too.