You know every time we think of sex an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
You know every time we think of sex an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
If two blind people meet, one of them says: Long time, no see
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad
I’m a faux pa.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
A friend called me a while back say "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing". I reply saying " Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes".
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
I asked my friend how long i can be in sky he sayed if u are emo then forever
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house
A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m. and his wife is livid. "You swore that you'd be home by 11:45!" "No," slurs the mathematician, "I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time? Barack Obama