Missing Mom and Groceries

The joke plays on the dark humor of the mom being gone for three months after saying she'd need help with groceries, suggesting something bad might have happened to her instead of just going to the store. It's an absurd take on a very common situation.

• Mom
• Text
• Yo mama
• Time
• Family
• Month

• Hey mum, why do people keep suddenly dying in our family? Mum? Mum? Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
• My Dad went for some milk. He never came back :)
• Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
• "I miss you. Being happy was never that hard without you..." Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...