So my mom sent a text saying, "I'm gonna need help carrying groceries when I get back." That was 3 months ago.
Missing Mom and Groceries
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The joke plays on the dark humor of the mom being gone for three months after saying she'd need help with groceries, suggesting something bad might have happened to her instead of just going to the store. It's an absurd take on a very common situation.