I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you smooth-brained biped. You're the kinda guy who thinks a 'ply' is something you do with a hammer. You, Paul Bartram, made a boo-boo of a joke about your inner self because you used thin toilet paper. Now, instead of being one with your thoughts, you're one with the... well, you get the idea. You're basically saying that thin toilet paper is so bad it made you connect with your inner self in a way you didn't want to. Get it now?
Cat
That’s so funny you made a good one up