Time jokes
A paradigm are so bad, go away from fast and fast and faster than a rabbit. Once upon a time there was a rabbit who teased a tortoise. The tortoise challenged the rabbit to a race. The race began and the rabbit ran fast as the tortoise walked slow. The rabbit thought the tortoise could not come here so slow, so he decided to take a nap. As he took a nap, the tortoise walked past through him and soon the rabbit woke. He ran as fast as he could, but when he came to the end, the rabbit saw the tortoise and then the rabbit never teased the tortoise again.
Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?
Doctor: Ten.
Man: Weeks? Months? Days?
Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
POV: ME CRYING MY SELF TO SLEEP, AFTER A FIGHT WITH MY FRIEND AND STILL THINKING ABOUT THE TIME WE HAD TOGEHTER
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
Good Morning! Have a Great Day!
#Ijustwokeup
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
So my sis thinks she's so smart. She said, "You can finish this move ten minutes later. Go to sleep."
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
A song about yellow and blue beans.
Engines shut off when accelerating, Babu is wearing a hat and gloves. Rain is like honey. Bob remembered the sentence as best he could. Latex Master has reached the ninth level. These are weapons of atheism in the narrow sense.
Long live the world! Cars, cars everywhere! Bob Perselbaum resisted. It quickly turns yellow and blue. Little Roach, look, Bob, of course!
Glory comes and loss is great. Three types of copper filling. The stairs are covered with lego pieces, Take a closer look at the snowman, a type of flowering plant. There is no science that saves time from fog. "The war against slavery!" - The Complete Guide to Bob Fuller.
Long live the world! Cars, cars everywhere! Bob Perselbaum resisted. It quickly turns yellow and blue. Hang a laminate. Bob, that's right!
Hey guys, it's cake time!
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?