Time jokes

How do you know someone is fucking dumb?

They put jokes that have been used several times already.

A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.

She told her, "Hey, long time no see."

My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.

A lot of the time he will take things for granite.

A lot of counter-offers were made.

Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.

What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..

Just put the diaper on her 😉

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

What’s the difference between a job and a wife?

The job keeps sucking after 5 years.

I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.

What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.

It took Jesus 3 days to respond.

Worst lag ever!

The last time I ever made a joke was just now.

I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.

I had fun.

One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.

What is the best time to eat dinner?

When you're hungry.

Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.

It got too out of hand and I got spanked.

A lovely and clean kebab restaurant with the option to sit at the bar, sit outside, or eat in.

Besides kebabs, they also offer other typical dishes, such as cholodki. They also have a selection of different pizzas. The photo shows various kebab dishes with potatoes, rice, and salad. This time, the rice is mixed with oats. Enjoy! The other two kebabs are also delicious, but I didn't try them. As always, I was treated very kindly, and the service and quality ensured that they were always happy to help.

As a foodie, I have to say that this is the best kebab restaurant. Next time, I'll try the pizza and come back again.