When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
"It's Sunday evening!!!"
"No. It's Monday eve."
Why don’t I shut myself all the time. I can only fit so many pares of kid in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That longer than I'll live.
bring out your weapons people. it's bullying time.
I can’t take credit for this joke it’s not mine. Remember that time joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault he blamed the tires for being too inflated
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
why is bieng alive so expensive im not even having a good time
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
Hope everyone is having a good day ❤️
What did the blonde say when someone says "Your baby is so cute"?
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
What is a peados favourite time off year Halloween because they get free delivery
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window he wanted to see time fly
Someone said to me when it was winter it time for you to “chill out” I was like 👁👄👁
Gwen lets chat at night for ab 1 hour! I want to get to know eachother better!
p.s its jake
I dont trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive
And there the referee taking down Ronaldo's number. Not really the time or the place but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Wow, I can't believe you'd TAKE the TIME to read this
ROSES ARE RED, LEMONS ARE SOUR. OPEN YOUR LEGS AND GIVE ME AN HOUR.
KIK:hangtherule
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute? 2001/9/11
