Toilet Roll jokes
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stockpiled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.
It's embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down. Luckily, the supermarket is just around the corner.
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.