Toilet Roll jokes
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stockpiled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
It's embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down. Luckily, the supermarket is just around the corner.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
When recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
Conversely, you can recycle a condom quite easily: just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.