February and April

This is a play on word where the months 'February', 'March', 'April', and 'May' are being used as both the name of a month and verbs. The question implies if the month 'February' can perform the action 'march', which is answered with a no. Then the pun follows where the month 'April' can perform the action 'may'.

• Month
• February
• Time
• Question
• Calendar
• April

• What is the smartest month? April - No one can fool it.
• What month has 28 days? All of them.
• Why can’t October fool April? Because only April fools.
• Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!