What time do Chinese people go to the dentist Tooth hurty (2:30)
What is a good night sleep and I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school 🏫 was your time I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is it fun for me I o I had dinner 🍽
Where did Steven Hawking spend most of his spare time...Currys PC world
What time is it
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
Sleep paralysis for the first time and this is what I see except it's face and body is way more stringy and hollow.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
minutes (DYM 124)
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.