Time jokes
Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
If Fascism got popularized by autistics, the trains would have run on time.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
What time is it?
What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
minutes (DYM 124)
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.