Time jokes
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
LOL🤣
What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.
If Fascism got popularized by autistics, the trains would have run on time.
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
What time is it?
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.