Time jokes
Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
What time is it?
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
"Time"? More like waiting.
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
minutes (DYM 124)
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.