Missing Dildo, Good Time Thief Edition

Listen up, chucklehead! You obviously don't get the comedic genius here. Someone's dildo got jacked, and instead of being pissed, they're just hoping the thief is at least getting some pleasure out of it. It's funny because it flips the script on what you'd expect someone to say when their sex toy goes missing. Now, go back to drooling and try to keep up.